I searched my heart after Madame Pelosi stated that those who oppose the building of the mosque at Ground Hero should be investigated , for the source of their funding. She is correct, and I am going to begin with myself. I simply want to ensure that unlike the Health Care Bill, that had to be passed, in order that we could know what was in it, that I won’t be found guilty, before being able to read about the charges with which I was charged! Why don’t I make it easy for Madame. Here is my confession.

Since my recent illness, friends have been very supportive and sent me small financial gifts. At first, I thought it was because they felt sympathy for me in my illness, and relative scarcity of funds. Now I know the real reason. They were sending these amounts, not to keep me from starving, but for a purely nefarious purpose. They wanted me to regain my strength so that I could be penning articles condemning the “wisdom,” to quote President Obama, of building the mosque at that particular location. These friends must be psychic. They knew ahead of time, that an uproar would break out, and I would unblinkingly come down on the side of the naysayers. I am so guilty.

So Madame Pelosi, please send the funding police to break down the door of the place where I am holding out, at my not so secret disclosed location, and take me away. It will be good for me to get away from these bad influences, called friends. You will save me from “ginning up” those funds, and further more from becoming a drunk, by hitting the gin bottle, because of my guilt!

While I am confessing to my “crimes,” I may as well confess that I am a black racist. Madame, before your intervention, I misguidedly came out on the side of some of those white folks, and some blacks, who were criticizing our president for his incompetence in handling just about everything. I admit it. I dared to criticize him for his handling of this same mosque situation, with his stance of “first I was for it, then I wasn’t, now I am in limbo, waiting for the weather vane to let me know which direction the wind is blowing!” I also criticized him for the monstrosity, I mean the health care plan. I wrote back then that I was prepared to be imprisoned, rather than purchase health insurance. If you carry through with your plan, it will be like killing one bird with two stones!

Further, I lambasted the president for taking excessive vacations, placing his feet on the desk in the Oval Office. Let me retract. It was this guy  who busted the president for all of that partying at the People’s House. If I am going down, I am taking that writer with me! I still maintain that the president should not have his feet on that sacrosanct desk. I refuse to bend regarding that opinion.

Back up here. Maybe I should research this racist term before I cop to it. According to the dictionary, a common meaning of “racism  is "hatred or intolerance of another  race or other races.” Nope. I am not a racist. I am a black woman, and some of my best friends are white, black, and every variation in between. Sorry Madame Pelosi, I recant my confession on that score.

Damn, I am talking myself out of jail time! Wasn’t the idea to plead guilty? Ah, I have it. I am a bigot because I am protesting the building of the mosque. Isn’t it great when a “criminal” can serve as her own prosecutor? Again I have to consult with the dictionary to find out the meaning of that bigot word. A bigot is "a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion,"

You got me on this one. I am utterly intolerant of anyone who thinks that a fine specimen such as I am, could have evolved merely from a single cell. I am fanatically intolerant of any adult who satiates his depraved desire to rob children of their childhood by sexual abuse, and marrying girls as young as six years young. As a matter of fact, I have had, on more than one occasion, when reading news reports about such acts, had to restrain myself from rushing to practice “surgery” on that person, and turning him into a soprano! I am guilty, guilty! I can also be accused of openly demonstrating intolerance towards those who practice elder abuse. Are you catching the drift of my intolerance? I cannot tolerate abuse of the defenseless. Speaking of the defenseless, this article and this article , sent my intolerance meter off the charts!

I have provided sufficient material for the prosecution to successfully put me away. However, in the interests of a fair trial, I should try to put up at least a modicum of a defense. I am a bleeding heart liberal, conservative. I became deeply entrapped by the stories that came pouring out from the media, about all of the death and suffering of the slaughter of 9/11. This gallery of photo images bears some responsibility for my failure to develop tolerance to the murder of fellow citizens. Image #5 really brought out a sense of intolerance and vengeance in me. I wanted to rip the hearts out of the surviving planners of the massacre.

Am I supposed to be so forthcoming in my intransigent attitude towards depraved behavior? That may not be good for my defense. I made the mistake of checking out this site , especially the ad where a few surviving family members discussed their loss. Their suffering so broke my heart that again, I wanted to seek vengeance. Only the admonition of my God, who stated that vengeance is His, held me back. If you are going to investigate these grieving families, for their source of funding to stop the desecration of the memory of their murdered family members, please take me in their stead.

Madame Pelosi, I am a lost cause. Send the squad to pick me up. My Post Office box is residence #1 of my four residences. I am usually picking up my mail between 9 a.m. – 11 a.m. PST, on either Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. But if I am going down, I am taking down this fellow , and the other “perps,” whom he named in his column! If I were you, I would take a look and a listen to this ditty . While you are investigating the source of the funding for all of these “malcontents,” you should also investigate the source of their talent and passion! I would look Heavenward.

I almost forgot. While you are busy investigating me and the other opponents of the mosque at Ground Hero, you may want to take a look at this Website , identified by the headline of the story as a “Muslim Extremist’s Web Site.” If this gentleman is deemed to have First Amendment rights to free speech, then your case against me and my fellow “miscreants” could fall apart. Here is an interesting article about the mosque builder, and an enlightening statement.

This article is even more interesting. The wife of the mosque builder, as part of her effort s at “outreach,” overreached in labeling Americans as practicing “metastasized anti-Semitism.” Isn’t it ironic how “anti-Semitism,” a term used to describe the suffering inflicted on Jews can be hijacked into the conversation, when the stated desire of many of Ms. Khan’s religionists, is to push Israel into the sea? I found out from this interview that I am suffering from “Islamophobia.” All of this time I thought that the only phobia I have is of enclosed spaces. Maybe there is a direct link between both phobias. That particular mosque, being pushed to be built two blocks from where fellow human beings were slaughtered by Islamist terrorists, is an enclosed space.

As for “hate of Muslims,” she has me pegged incorrectly. “Hate” is a very potent emotion. No one on this earth is worthy of my hate. I love my God, the One True God with unabashed fervor, but He does not expect me to express my love for Him by hating anyone or going out and slitting the throats of fellow human beings, even those who malign Him. However, should I be found guilty, I just came up with a great suggestion for my “rehabilitation.” May I become an “outreach ambassador,” with all of its perks, like these two? I could do an ambassadorship with Americans in America, since many of them, are feeling exploited and alienated. Their pockets are cleaned out to pay for all sorts of exotic programs, and they get very little in return, especially if they were born in the US.

Just so you know Madame Pelosi, you may also have a hard time going against Mayor Bloomberg's assessment  that an investigation into the funding of the project would be “un-American.” Strike that from my defense. He meant an investigation into the source of the funding for the mosque, would be “un-American.” Since he is gung ho about the building of this mosque, you may have common ground after all. It is “American” to go after Americans who are opposing the building of the Ground Zero mosque. That is now plain to me, thanks to the “firm” of BP. Oops. Did I just subconsciously link Bloomberg and Pelosi to the BP oil spill? I think that I just added another charge to my list of infractions!